Der Squirtzdrameaner (aka Squirty)
by sondi moore
(Fairfax,Va)
Squirty was brought to us by her mother, who lived outside and knew we had indoor cats. We know she only wanted the best for her baby and waited one day while we were feeding them outside and she just walked away, leaving the kitten for us.
We found the kitten to be a bit shy and whenever we would pick her up, she would squirt poop regardless of where she was; in our arms, on the table, wherever.
Therefore her new name was to mean "The Squirter". Fortunately she did grow out of it after many months but whenever it happened, you could hear us say, Oh Squirty!